The first thing she says in the morning is "meemee," meaning music, meaning, put some on so we can dance. Well, it used to mean put some on, but now it means get Daddy to play some on his new guitar. Here are the happy pair enjoying a little post-tubby meemee.
I had no idea what was ahead. It was a normal past-due-date morning. I waddled around. I ate. I read without absorbing anything. We waited. We had no idea what was coming our way: